Sweet Irony (Female):
You start listening to the telemarketer's scripted speech, but then
break-in to say that you are on the other phone, and it is revealed
that you are also a telemarketer and are in the middle of a sale.
Mars Mission (Male):
You're listening intently to the telemarketer's scripted speech when
suddenly an "operator" breaks-in and reveals that
your highly-classified mission to Mars
has been given the green light. Of course, this line was supposed to
Meet Albert: You
answer the phone normally, and upon hearing it's a telemarketer, you
ask them to hold for a second while you put "Albert" on.
Albert is your automated attendant.
In Surgery (Female):
You're listening intently to the telemarketer's scripted speech and
apologize as you are performing an important surgical procedure.